Winner winner, chicken dinner

Well, I haven't posted in a while, but for good reason. You see, between phone calls from foreign dignitaries, interviews with People magazine, and making the rounds on the late-night talk show circuit, I haven't had much free time. Why all the hoopla? Because my cartoon was picked by Hallmark to be featured on a Halloween card.

True story.

I was one of a handful of winners for Hallmark's "Scare Up Some Fun" greeting card contest. I think there was something like eleventy billion entries, and they somehow came across mine and picked it as a winner.

That was back in March. Now it's May, which means my card is ready for you, the reader, to purchase by clicking here.

There is the potential for the card to be sold in-stores, too. I'm not sure how they decide that, but it could be based on online card sales. So please purchase several, as most people grossly underestimate how many people they will have on their Halloween card list.

In preparation for a possible in-store win, I'm having Jeeves gas up the LearJet.